Yeah, I’m one of those two.

Still in Kuwait – it still sucks here.  I’m hoping that some more folks come in soon.  Being in a group of two when you don’t like the other half is… trying.  I’m just not an easy person to be around exclusively.

I’m pretty sure that I’m the problem though.  If you and I were stranded on a desert island – I would skin you and wear your skin like a suit, a la Silence of the Lambs.  It’s nothing personal – it’s just that those little tics and quirks that everyone (Including me.) has drive me UP THE FUCKING WALL when I’m forced to be around them day in and day out.

So I started taking pictures, and I’m going to make some stencils tomorrow and abuse some spray paint.  Until then, here’s what I gots:

Little feller was just chillin' outside my TOC.

His twin brother, Carlos.

"Keep out of children and do not eat." - That's just sound advice all around.

Eff it, I'm going into business for myself.

6 Responses to “Yeah, I’m one of those two.”

  1. Deb says:

    Glad you are keeping yourself amused. There are plenty of sick pups out there and you are not one of them. You just cope with the impossible best you can. Carry on?

  2. Paternal Parental Unit says:

    Two things.

    What’s Carlos’s twin’s name?

    Does that say “buy cats” or “buy eats” or “buy cafe” or “buy cute” or “buy brass cannon” or what?

    What kind of a business needs cats?

    Wait a sec. That’s 3 things, not two.

    Are Carlos and his twin both identical?

    Oh, dear. I’m up to 5 things, which isn’t 2, either.

    Make that “6″. It seems to be getting worse, not better.

    That’s not right, either. I should quit mentioning the number.

    If I say the same thing twice, it won’t increase the number, and I can stop!

    If I say the same thing twice, it won’t increase the number, and I can stop! So this is the last thing.

    If I say the same thing twice, it won’t increase the number, and I can stop! So this is the last thing.

    Success!

    D’oh!

    I’m going to Moe’s.

  3. Aunt Debby says:

    I won’t be going to an island with you anytime soon……don’t even ask! But I do love you dearly and know you be will your old self as soon as you get home….wait a minute…..your old self….we’re still in trouble!!!LOL your are the best and I can hardly wait to have a big hug & a beer with you!

  4. Mike says:

    If you wore my skin it’d be like me hugging you all the time. Awwww!

  5. Don Head says:

    I suggest picking up strays, rather than buying cats. Free cats means more profit!

  6. yomomma says:

    I’m with my sis…don’t especially want my skin worn…but I did just finish rewatching Hannibal Rising…kinda cheeky it is…

    Love you…and am ready for a hug and a beer!

    yo

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